Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful.
you can go fuck yourself
my mum did this and didnt tell anyone so when my sister put a bunch in her mouth she spat them out and started crying and now she has trust issues
|Me:||*sits in towel for 6 months after showering*|
what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
It will happen.
This would be the most bittersweet movie in the world.
Oh my god.
i would cry
I will cry myself into an early grave.
OMG WHAT IF
I’m tearing up just thinking about it oh my god
and all the potterheads would just be like forty or fifty years old sitting in the movie theater with their kids and grandkids if you’re that old and we’ll all just be crying at the screen and we’ll all get wierd looks from our kids because there are like a thousand old people crying because professor snape said turn to page 394.
and we’ll just all sob and hold each other
I’ll bring the tissues.
OMG yes please